In the beginning...

In the beginning…

‘One single person realized he existed within TOB.’

This single person, who single-handedly pushed all the way through the entrance-revolving door and who independently (And by ‘independently’ I mean completely and utterly alone) came to the conclusion that he was the first to enter and exist within TOB.

Now this extremely etreme person had a name. The most fabulously wonderfully enchanting name anyone in TOB had ever come across! BILL!!! Bill was his name! His name was Bill.

Mind you this is not the same Bill as my friend Bill. It is only a coincidence that my friend and ‘the one single person that realized he existed within TOB’ have the same name. In fact, many people that exist within TOB have the name Bill. One reason being that there is a lot of people that live there… so it should not surprise anyone that some would have the same name and that some might even share their names with ‘the one single person to realize his existance inside of TOB’. Another reason being that Bill is an extremely common name considering its easy spelling and pronounciation.

So this Bill (the first Bill... the one that is not my friend. Mind you i would have probably loved to meet Bill and become his friend even though i already have a friend by that name. It was slightly impossible considering that Bill has already come and gone in TOB and that we would probably have not gotten along anyways.) well... he started the whole stapling extravaganza.

Yes... he was the first stapler as well.

Now once Bill entered into TOB through the entrance-revolving door he noticed that he could not get out. This was certainly a difficult thing for Bill to understand because he was clearly inside of TOB and there WAS an outside. The fact of the matter was that no matter what Bill tried to do he just could not manage to escape TOB. He knew that he came in somehow though he couldn't quite remember from where he came in from... but he knew it was through the entrance-revolving door on the first floor.

So yes... Bill accepted the fact that he was stuck inside of TOB and that the only way out was on the top floor which he could not actually find which stopped him from exiting the TOB through the exit-revolving door.

This left Bill in quite the perdicament. He knew and accepted the fact that he was not leaving TOB anytime soon but could not understand why he was there and what he could do to distract him from the ever painful thoughts of the unknown both within and outside of TOB.

Bill looked around so that he may find some form of distraction to distract him. And then something FABULOUS happened...

He saw a stapler.

He picked it up with his right hand... and then something even MORE FABULOUS happened...

He saw some paper and pick that up with his left.

And so began stapling.